You must be hungry.
And here's the good news:
I want to take you (and a friend -- any friend) out for dinner. Anywhere you want to go (within driving distance: Tahiti is out of the question.)
And it's all for a good cause: A group of amazing Stephens women have established a new student organization whose sole mission is to help kids less fortunate than we are. They're raising money to help those kids have a happy holiday (among other things).
And their first big idea for raising money was to see if they could pie the prez.
Yes, that would be me.
And yes, that would be about throwing cream pies at me.
There are very few things in the world I wouldn't do for you, my Stephens women...but you can put being pied on that list.
Never one to say no, however (we back up to no, as you may recall), I suggested Plan B.
I suggested that I would be delighted to treat the "biggest donor" to a dinner out on the town - not just with me, silly, but with a friend AND me.
That could be you.
So here's all you have to do:
Buy a ticket. ($1. I mean really: ONE dollar. Such a deal).
Buy another one.
And another.
That's how this works: more tickets, more chances.
On December 7, the Optimist Club will pick the grand winner, contact me with the details (when, and where) and I'll make our reservations.
The company will be good.
The food will be better.
And the results?
That's the best deal of all.
You'll have helped others less fortunate than you are AND won a fabulous dinner.
God bless us, everyone.....
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